remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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