So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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