imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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