im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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