she was so not down for the gang bang
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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