And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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