Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
