she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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