i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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