What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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