Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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