Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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