I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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