"it" just moved
you guys were way drunker than both of me
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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