I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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