The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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