pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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