And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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