Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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