fuck your aforementioned shoe
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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