Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
