We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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