I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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