come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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