Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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