hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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