I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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