i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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