are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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