Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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