She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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