marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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