Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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