Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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