Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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