You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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