found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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