We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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