I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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