My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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