I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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