Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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