I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I need you to use more vowels.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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