Whod you bang
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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