Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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