sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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