If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
