O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
