I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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