Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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