Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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