It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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