I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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