Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
