i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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